May flowers
On the phone with SYB last night, the subject arose of the jokes kids tell. The evening’s downpour, followed by the unexpected sight of a brilliantly pink-bloomed tree in the plaza outside my office, called to mind this one — among the first I ever learned:
Question: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Answer: Pilgrims!
The joke is a lot funnier if you happen to be an eight-year-old… or just have the sensibilities of one. Ah, kids.
There are 4 Comments ... May flowers
How ’bout this one…
-Guess what?
–What?
-Chicken butt.
vipnycMay 4, 2007
Classic. You enjoyed the joke, now buy the t-shirt.
HYBMay 9, 2007
Really, this is getting a little out of hand. If you don’t post soon, I’ll have to make up fake posts and put them in the comments section.
H20BuffaloMay 11, 2007
Strange, I too was getting quite delirious sans the postings. How many times did I open the site to be dismayed ay catching the May Flowers pic kick up. (who’s ever dismayed?! at seeing lovely hued flowers?)
May I recommend you take a week off to do a slew of postings just staunch our crazy postings? One here or there probably won’t slake a thing for us!
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